juicitron asked:
rick and morty cum squad
Me: No one cares! It feels like I’m screaming in a crowded room but no one is hearing! Someone save me pls!
Person: *Cares, tries to help*
Me: Would you mind? I’m trying to destroy myself here, god, so rude
Reblog to make a white gay big mad
Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)
femslash februry 2018! Day 1 & 2 - Bubbline (Adventure Time) & Mabifica (Gravity Falls)
Probably I’ll limit to sketches so I can do all days, but hey, getting there xP.
This is so cute!!!
is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching” and i would be like “yeah that sounds like something jeff goldblum would genuinely be trying to teach someone” it could really go either way with him
Life, uh, finds a way.
Anonymous asked:
like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?
skywalkerapologist answered:
Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.
This is hilarious because minors make like 15% of this hellsite
Yes, yes very much so.
I’ve never wanted to rip my own face off more than I do right now